You may want to vote for Sam for “the most interesting man in the world.” When he drives a car off the lot, its price increases in value. His feet don’t get blisters, but his shoes do. Superman has pajamas with his logo. His tears can cure cancer, too bad he never cries. He rides motorcycles, and drives a sprinter van he converted into a camper, also known as a shack of love. He lives vicariously through himself, and if he wraps your car, or installs any kind of paint protectant, you’re damn lucky. (No joke.)